The 11th Husband

(Sharing from an email)

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please beg entle; I'm still a virgin". *

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; **he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer,** he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; **all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"Your're with the *"GOVERNMENT.. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

Just like...

Dance like no one is watching
Love like you'll never be hurt
Sing like no one is listening
Live like it's heaven on earth

(Sharing from Eunice)

Love Letter from HR Manager

(Thanks Qi Jun for this sharing)

To, Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Ofcourse, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the jobtraining and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Romeo
HR Manager

點名遊戲

游戲規則

被點到名字的要在自己的博客裏寫下自己的答案，然後去掉一個你最不喜歡的問題再补上一個你的問題，仍然組成20個問題，傳給其他8個人，列出其他8個需要回答問題的人的名字，還要到這8個人的博客裏留言通知對方—-你被點名了，被點名者不得拒絕回答問題，完成遊戲的人將會永遠得到大家的祝福。

這8個人要在自己的博客裏註明是從哪裏接到的，並且再傳給其他8個人，讓遊戲繼續下去，不得囘傳。被點到名字的人將會得到大家的祝福，並且所有美好的願望都會在不久的將來實現。

點名者 Jacez.com 之 我的秘密花園

1.小时候的理想是什么？

*長大

2.喜欢雨天还是晴天?为什么?

*晴天

3.最喜欢的颜色？

*海藍色

4.如果有机会的话，你最想对你的他说些什么？

*當時想說的話

5.你最想去哪个地方？ 为什么？

*都想去


6.最受不了自己哪个缺点？

*愛睡覺

7.如果有不开心的事情，你会怎么办？

*看心情指數而定

8.最害怕失去的东西？

*寄于希望的東西

9.五年内比较现实的目标是什么？

*學有所長

10.遇到喜欢的人，你是勇敢表白还是默默关注？

*默默關注

11.你愿意跟Jacez一起祈祷,希望第18题的愿望会实现,希望他健健康康,快快乐乐活到一百岁吗?

*願意

12.你希望你的另一半具备的条件是？

*可以和我聊天

13.至今最令你后悔的事是什么？

*都不想看過去,所以沒有最後悔的

14.你最讨厌怎样的人？

*沒有耶

15.你的志愿是什么？

*做個有用的人

17.你认为遇到什么样的事情才会令你觉得人性很黑暗？

*沒有朋友親人

18.如果能让你实现一个愿望，会是什么？

*身邊的人都快快樂樂的

19.圣诞节快到了，想跟谁庆祝？

*他

20. 觉得人生最重要的事情是什么？

*把所有學分修好

更換的題目: 15. 今天的你有開心嗎?

被點名的: 金瀛, 慧娟, 婉蕾, 冠宏, 彥琛, 明偉, Ker Chean, Chen Shang

用马来西亚的天气来说爱你

歌手：阿牛



以前听这首歌都没有特别的感触。在经历了有春夏秋冬的天气后，对这首歌特别有感觉。:) 对我而言，马来西亚的天气，是热情的象征。